I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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