do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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