I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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