question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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