your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Randomize
