how can u be prego again
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
