Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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