I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
