Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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