Why does Corona taste like a burp?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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