Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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