what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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