What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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