Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I have feelings that need drinking.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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