So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I need to calm my uterus...
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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