is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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