Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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