Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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