chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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