Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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