the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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