it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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