its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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