I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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