i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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