Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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