u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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