why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
NoShamevember. You game?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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