I don't think brook has ever known best
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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