I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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