I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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