she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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