I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I want her autograph on my taint
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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