This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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