Can Purell be used as lube?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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