So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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