shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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