i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Randomize
