Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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