I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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