I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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