I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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