Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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