Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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