I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
You can't special order awesome
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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