How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
there was a trapeze. enough said
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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