Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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