I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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