So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Randomize
