He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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