i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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