Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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