In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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