so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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