I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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