is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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